Memorable quotes

JDMjody · 02-19-2010, 03:59 AM

this is someething usually happens about everyday with me. Either txting, talking or via Intenet convo's. lol
EX..

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Originally Posted by MacktasticSlick

WTF is fap fap fap

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Originally Posted by rollatuner110

It's what jacking off sounds like over the intarwebs.

LMAO so quoted

HummerH2O · 02-19-2010, 04:04 AM

From my cell phone:

To friend:
"Shes talking to me about some guy she likes and im thinking WTF shes the ugliest chick I've ever seen Shut uppppppp he dont like you."

Ugly chick: "WHAT?!"

Moral of story, double check who your texting.

Oh and this;

Quote:

:
Originally Posted by jdmjody View Post
queer! Lol
(jk)

save the boobs! Go pink :d

|-Goku-| · 02-19-2010, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JDMjody

this is someething usually happens about everyday with me. Either txting, talking or via Intenet convo's. lol
EX..

LMAO so quoted

You forgot the whole conversation.

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Originally Posted by |-Goku-|

Looks awesome

:fap fap fap fap fap fap fap:

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacktasticSlick

WTF is fap fap fap

Quote:

Originally Posted by rollatuner110

It's what jacking off sounds like over the intarwebs.

JDMjody · 02-19-2010, 05:13 AM

this is funny to me..

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Originally Posted by |-Goku-|

you son of a bitch. You didn't post the whole conversation, lol

Luke B: dude
Luke B: toyota
Luke B: for 32.99
Luke B: gives you full synthetic, toyota genuine filter, BG MOA, vacuum, wash windows, freshen your car
Luke B: thats a damn deal right there
goku: hell ya
goku: but I have a civic
Luke B: so what youre saying is toyota is better
goku: well ya
goku: everyone knows that
goku: but civic Si beats the shit out of the new XRs

____________________

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Originally Posted by MacktasticSlick

That was your car? ROFLMAOOMGWTFHAHABBQOMGLOL

the effects of sperm loss

JDMjody · 02-20-2010, 05:22 AM

AIM..2am

Goku- Time to sit on my arm
Jody- wait, you can do that @ work?
Goku- shhhhhhhhh
Jody- =O
Goku- I just tell them that the *thump thump thump* at my desk is part of routine maintenance every morning at 3AM
Jody- yea, remind me to log off. lol
Goku- its 3AM here already btw
jody- ...

|-Goku-| · 02-20-2010, 05:24 AM

Hahahahahahaha

MacktasticSlick · 02-20-2010, 05:25 AM

The ellipsis makes it funnier.

JDMjody · 02-20-2010, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by HummerH2O

Are you in that "experimental" stage Macktasticslick?

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Originally Posted by |-Goku-|

Its like hes a pringles. Once he pops, he just can't stop.

lol

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Originally Posted by HummerH2O

More like, hes tasted the rainbow too many times, no more skittles for you!

HummerH2O · 02-20-2010, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdmjody

i <3 those twisty roads!! Lol
nvr anyone on them. Sometimes be troopers then i be like

and they be like

where'd he go? ...

!!!

lmao

JDMjody · 02-20-2010, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacktasticSlick

Never mind, I read Hummer's post as that's a sexy tach cluster, not a tack cluster. That's where I got it. I'm not that dumb lol.

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Originally Posted by |-Goku-|

*Cough*

haha

HummerH2O · 02-21-2010, 06:55 PM

I dont get it.

Cuztomrollaz98 · 02-22-2010, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Falfenix

actually, yes i do. dated a guy i adored for a year, but he was a virgin. insisted we wait. unfortunately for him, i insist on test driving before i buy. i finally gave up after that year (there were other problems, but sex was a big one).

I think BEST LINE EVAR! lol

|-Goku-| · 02-22-2010, 03:09 AM

Do any ladies out there want to test drive me?

MacktasticSlick · 02-22-2010, 03:20 AM

If you're flexible on the ladies part, I think Hummer is down. lol

rollatuner110 · 02-22-2010, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacktasticSlick

If you're flexible on the ladies part, I think Hummer is down. lol

You mean up.

MacktasticSlick · 02-22-2010, 04:38 AM

Depends on who is on top.

HummerH2O · 02-22-2010, 04:55 AM

I like to be on bottom, so i hope you dont put up a fight goku.

MacktasticSlick · 02-22-2010, 04:57 AM

haha

rollatuner110 · 02-22-2010, 05:02 AM

Why is every thread you guys are in turning into such dirty places?

HummerH2O · 02-22-2010, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rollatuner110

Why is every thread you guys are in turning into such dirty places?

Were turning it into TRDforumsXXX.com

MacktasticSlick · 02-22-2010, 05:08 AM

we're gonna revive this place no matter what it takes. we have the dirty words, then moviestar comes in the morning and puts up the pics.

Cuztomrollaz98 · 02-23-2010, 01:07 AM

Dude this place is turning into a porno forum and rather quickly lol

HummerH2O · 02-23-2010, 02:15 AM

Well dont blame me and mackman for that...

JDMjody · 02-23-2010, 02:22 AM

YIM:

Girl: Haha! Gaaaaaaaaay!
Me: Naw, im straight

Girl: You're straight? LoL!
Me: im pretty sure i like female intercourse.
Girl: How is that gonna prove you're straight? LoL!
Me: shyt! lol

HummerH2O · 02-23-2010, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDMjody

YIM:

Girl: Haha! Gaaaaaaaaay!
Me: Naw, im straight

Girl: You're straight? LoL!
Me: im pretty sure i like female intercourse.
Girl: How is that gonna prove you're straight? LoL!
Me: shyt! lol

Oh jody, you make me giggle.

JDMjody · 02-23-2010, 02:26 AM

yea she got me. Cant really respond to that. plus i was ROFL

bennyboi9 · 02-23-2010, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HummerH2O

Well dont blame me and mackman for that...

HAHA i think its my fault for originally posting that first MATURE thread. then the NSFW came out, and then came the porn. lol

HummerH2O · 02-23-2010, 06:44 AM

Its not your fault, its just some people cant keep it in their pants. Its like they think by posting hott girls on the interweb forums it will make them more of a man, and thus less judging of their sexual orientation.

MacktasticSlick · 02-23-2010, 10:50 PM

lol

FolkenStrategos · 02-23-2010, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HummerH2O

Its not your fault, its just some people cant keep it in their pants. Its like they think by posting hott girls on the interweb forums it will make them more of a man, and thus less judging of their sexual orientation.

lol, where did you get your psychology degree?

02-20-2010, 05:22 AM	#5
JDMjody EE100 Last Online: 09-09-2010 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Newport Beach, CA Posts: 1,611	AIM..2am Goku- Time to sit on my arm Jody- wait, you can do that @ work? Goku- shhhhhhhhh Jody- =O Goku- I just tell them that the thump thump thump at my desk is part of routine maintenance every morning at 3AM Jody- yea, remind me to log off. lol Goku- its 3AM here already btw jody- ... __________________ JDM kids..please stop buying roof racks for no reason!! >=(

02-20-2010, 05:24 AM	#6
\|-Goku-\| 2009 Civic Si Last Online: 08-05-2010 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Boise, ID Posts: 781	Hahahahahahaha __________________ "Thats my kind of story...Its no fun 'til someone dies"

02-20-2010, 05:25 AM	#7
MacktasticSlick THE MACKMAN 99 Corolla CE Last Online: 06-29-2010 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 1,717	The ellipsis makes it funnier. __________________ youtube.com/watch?v=CZmM7O7Tj6I rollatuner110 "A corolla with nitrous would just be a whore on shooting up heroin." FAIL \|-Goku-\| "My arm is asleep, talk to you guys later!" CREEPY \|-Goku-\| "Let me be the first to say... We are going to hell" TRUE HummerH20 "Lmao, homo. ahahhahhhah you funny mackman." ALSO TRUE JDMjody "us 3 sauseges vs you 3 weenies." PERV mochatron "This thread has turned into a roast. Its delicious!" LOL

02-21-2010, 06:55 PM	#11
HummerH2O Dont provoke me Soviet Rolla☭ Last Online: 09-09-2010 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Tigard, Oregon Posts: 2,322	I dont get it. __________________ 02/14/10☭Oregon Boo

02-22-2010, 03:09 AM	#13
\|-Goku-\| 2009 Civic Si Last Online: 08-05-2010 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Boise, ID Posts: 781	Do any ladies out there want to test drive me? __________________ "Thats my kind of story...Its no fun 'til someone dies"

02-22-2010, 03:20 AM	#14
MacktasticSlick THE MACKMAN 99 Corolla CE Last Online: 06-29-2010 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 1,717	If you're flexible on the ladies part, I think Hummer is down. lol __________________ youtube.com/watch?v=CZmM7O7Tj6I rollatuner110 "A corolla with nitrous would just be a whore on shooting up heroin." FAIL \|-Goku-\| "My arm is asleep, talk to you guys later!" CREEPY \|-Goku-\| "Let me be the first to say... We are going to hell" TRUE HummerH20 "Lmao, homo. ahahhahhhah you funny mackman." ALSO TRUE JDMjody "us 3 sauseges vs you 3 weenies." PERV mochatron "This thread has turned into a roast. Its delicious!" LOL

02-22-2010, 04:38 AM	#16
MacktasticSlick THE MACKMAN 99 Corolla CE Last Online: 06-29-2010 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 1,717	Depends on who is on top. __________________ youtube.com/watch?v=CZmM7O7Tj6I rollatuner110 "A corolla with nitrous would just be a whore on shooting up heroin." FAIL \|-Goku-\| "My arm is asleep, talk to you guys later!" CREEPY \|-Goku-\| "Let me be the first to say... We are going to hell" TRUE HummerH20 "Lmao, homo. ahahhahhhah you funny mackman." ALSO TRUE JDMjody "us 3 sauseges vs you 3 weenies." PERV mochatron "This thread has turned into a roast. Its delicious!" LOL

02-22-2010, 04:55 AM	#17
HummerH2O Dont provoke me Soviet Rolla☭ Last Online: 09-09-2010 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Tigard, Oregon Posts: 2,322	I like to be on bottom, so i hope you dont put up a fight goku. __________________ 02/14/10☭Oregon Boo

02-22-2010, 04:57 AM	#18
MacktasticSlick THE MACKMAN 99 Corolla CE Last Online: 06-29-2010 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 1,717	haha __________________ youtube.com/watch?v=CZmM7O7Tj6I rollatuner110 "A corolla with nitrous would just be a whore on shooting up heroin." FAIL \|-Goku-\| "My arm is asleep, talk to you guys later!" CREEPY \|-Goku-\| "Let me be the first to say... We are going to hell" TRUE HummerH20 "Lmao, homo. ahahhahhhah you funny mackman." ALSO TRUE JDMjody "us 3 sauseges vs you 3 weenies." PERV mochatron "This thread has turned into a roast. Its delicious!" LOL

02-22-2010, 05:08 AM	#21
MacktasticSlick THE MACKMAN 99 Corolla CE Last Online: 06-29-2010 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 1,717	we're gonna revive this place no matter what it takes. we have the dirty words, then moviestar comes in the morning and puts up the pics. __________________ youtube.com/watch?v=CZmM7O7Tj6I rollatuner110 "A corolla with nitrous would just be a whore on shooting up heroin." FAIL \|-Goku-\| "My arm is asleep, talk to you guys later!" CREEPY \|-Goku-\| "Let me be the first to say... We are going to hell" TRUE HummerH20 "Lmao, homo. ahahhahhhah you funny mackman." ALSO TRUE JDMjody "us 3 sauseges vs you 3 weenies." PERV mochatron "This thread has turned into a roast. Its delicious!" LOL

02-23-2010, 01:07 AM	#22
Cuztomrollaz98 MAD VLAD! 2004 Corolla S Last Online: 08-07-2010 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Littleton, CO. Posts: 7,650	Dude this place is turning into a porno forum and rather quickly lol __________________ 04' Corolla S - Tein H techs, TWM Short Shifter, 15% tint, 10k HID kit. 07' GSXR 600-Sold/04' 600RR Stunter (In the works!)

02-23-2010, 02:15 AM	#23
HummerH2O Dont provoke me Soviet Rolla☭ Last Online: 09-09-2010 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Tigard, Oregon Posts: 2,322	Well dont blame me and mackman for that... __________________ 02/14/10☭Oregon Boo

02-23-2010, 02:22 AM	#24
JDMjody EE100 Last Online: 09-09-2010 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Newport Beach, CA Posts: 1,611	YIM: Girl: Haha! Gaaaaaaaaay! Me: Naw, im straight Girl: You're straight? LoL! Me: im pretty sure i like female intercourse. Girl: How is that gonna prove you're straight? LoL! Me: shyt! lol __________________ JDM kids..please stop buying roof racks for no reason!! >=(

02-23-2010, 02:26 AM	#26
JDMjody EE100 Last Online: 09-09-2010 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Newport Beach, CA Posts: 1,611	yea she got me. Cant really respond to that. plus i was ROFL __________________ JDM kids..please stop buying roof racks for no reason!! >=(

02-23-2010, 06:44 AM	#28
HummerH2O Dont provoke me Soviet Rolla☭ Last Online: 09-09-2010 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Tigard, Oregon Posts: 2,322	Its not your fault, its just some people cant keep it in their pants. Its like they think by posting hott girls on the interweb forums it will make them more of a man, and thus less judging of their sexual orientation. __________________ 02/14/10☭Oregon Boo

02-23-2010, 10:50 PM	#29
MacktasticSlick THE MACKMAN 99 Corolla CE Last Online: 06-29-2010 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: California Posts: 1,717	lol __________________ youtube.com/watch?v=CZmM7O7Tj6I rollatuner110 "A corolla with nitrous would just be a whore on shooting up heroin." FAIL \|-Goku-\| "My arm is asleep, talk to you guys later!" CREEPY \|-Goku-\| "Let me be the first to say... We are going to hell" TRUE HummerH20 "Lmao, homo. ahahhahhhah you funny mackman." ALSO TRUE JDMjody "us 3 sauseges vs you 3 weenies." PERV mochatron "This thread has turned into a roast. Its delicious!" LOL

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